Tuesday, 4 December 2007

10 reel life dialogues in real life


  1. Mushy to Gen. Kiyani when the latter thanked him – “Dosti ka ek usul hai – no sorry no thank you”

  2. Dawood to Indian Police – “Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nai namumkin hai.”

  3. Manoj Kumar to Farah Khan – “Mind it!”

  4. Karnataka Governor Rameshwar Thakur to BJP- JDS Chiefs regarding their bid to lord over the Bengaluru CM house – “Kitne aadmi the?”

  5. Public to Kapil praaji when he shed tears on camera – “I hate tears.”

  6. Speakers to arrant mike and chair throwing-MLAs in UP and Bihar Legislative Assemblies – “Khamosh!”

  7. Rahul Dravid after giving up his captaincy and losing his form – “Main kaun hoon? Main kahan hoon?”

  8. South Mega star Chiranjeevi to his daughter – “Tumhari shaadi us se nai ho sakti jis se tum prem karti ho.” Okay the second half of the dialogue is not necessary, but I love Utpal Dutt, Hrishikesh Mukherji and Golmaal way way too much to miss it here. So here it is – “Tumhari shaadi us se nai ho sakti jis se tum prem karti ho. Tumhari shaadi us se hogi jis se main prem karta hoon.”

  9. Casting couch victims to Shakti Kapoor et al – “Mujhe Bhagwan ke liye chhod do.”

  10. Late Madhumita Shukla to UP MLA Amarmani Tripathi – “Main tumhare bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hoon.”


The reader shall appreciate the fact that this is no ridiculing of the very serious cases and of the victims of points 9 and 10. There are no puns there, intended or unintended and a serious discussion about the same if wanted shall be provided. Thank You.

17 comments:

Sushmita said...

brilliant!!!!
hilarious.....this 10 points thing has become the staple diet of blogger.com

COOLDEEPTEA said...

:)Thanx love

AbodhBalok said...

I love the way you make yourself mention these two films
Golmaal and Padosan...

COOLDEEPTEA said...

:) Yeah, both are movies par excellance...my favourites!! And Chupke Chupke completes the triology...I have watched them so many times, have memorized nearly all dialouges!

mostly harmless said...

"itni shiddat say maine tumhein panay ki koshih ki hai, kay har zarray nay mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai."

:) I just could not resist it.

COOLDEEPTEA said...

And what was the context, the relevance, of this gorgeous couplet in this proasaic post of mine?

Convent Educated said...

haha .. this is funny ..
#4 is the best one :)

COOLDEEPTEA said...

Thanx :)

mostly harmless said...

That was the 11th reel life dialogue in real life. Who said it to whom is left for you to guess. :-)

COOLDEEPTEA said...

:-?

If I cud guess Sid, I'd have fitted it somewhere in the 10 things coz I love tht couplet! Lemme c...there havent been any media hyped proposals or long term courtings...tell me if you know it :)

mostly harmless said...

I said it to you... :)

COOLDEEPTEA said...

oh, haha...so silly of me to miss that one!

Unknown said...

yeh haath mujhe de de thakur,..

COOLDEEPTEA said...

unfair. specify who said to whom!

Unknown said...

ahh to follow the pattern......

me to u.....

yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!!!!

Manish said...

pt 9 n 10 do not sound so much consistent in the present era,
pt (9) nowadays sounds like : agar dum hai to toh mujhe ch@@!# do.(adult content apologised)
pt(10) goes like: tum chaho na chaho mein maa banoongi. (ref: The era of single moms)

changing times!:-)

COOLDEEPTEA said...

@^^^^^^^
lol true!