Tuesday 11 December, 2007

Sushree Deepika ji ko samarpit


Okay, I have almost been hounded into this, for my friend Piyush has demanded several times that I dedicate a blog, on his behalf, to the love of his life – Ms. Deepika Padukone. The silly brat ought to have chosen a male to do this job for him, but it seems that most males are smitten themselves and though they may write ‘n’ number of blogs to the diva, they won’t do it on his behalf.

So Piyush, buddy, here she comes, just for you, in this humble little blog page of mine.

Mr. Om Prakash Makhija swoons and faints twice in the first half of OSO, and no man should blame him for doing so. If a male is treated to a sight as lovely as the dimpled, zillion-watt, pearly-white revealing smile of the Dreamy Girl – Shanti Priya – then he must be stone personified if he does not faint.

There is definite beauty here. Mere make-up and artificiality cannot account for the eyes that seem to move all around her face, the smile that deepens those dimples, the artistic, long-fingered hands that make her wave to her fans a regal gesture and that elegant height of hers that makes one look up to her, figuratively and literally as well for some. J.
One wonders how many artistes this young dame will inspire. We sure want more odes like ‘Kisi zubaan me wo lafz hi nahi ki jinme tum ho kya tumhe bata saku’ and ‘Chaand teri roshni ka halka sa ik saaya hai.’ We want M.F. Hussain to have a muse better than Amrita Rao. We want India’s doddering sculptors to come to life.

Show-stopper, heart-stealer, eye-candy, India’s new Venus – more such nouns shall be provided by the male readers!

6 comments:

Unknown said...

hey deepti.....
thnk u ..thnk u...thnk u......
but on second thought...ab tere ko thnk u bolne ki to jaroorat hai nahi.....!!!so waapas liya.....

now comin back to my love of life..well i too dont have words to express deepika...she is beyond ne description....she is way too good...when a newcomer is being given equal credit for the success of a SRK movie it talks volume.....

nd just to borrow few words from her first music video
is dil me ab bas NAAM HAI TERA TERA..NAAM HAI TERA TERA

viv said...

mmmmuuuuaaahhhh..!!!!!!mmmmuuuuaaahhhh..!!!!!!mmmmuuuuaaahhhh..!!!!!!mmmmuuuuaaahhhh..!!!!!!mmmmuuuuaaahhhh..!!!!!!mmmmuuuuaaahhhh..!!!!!!mmmmuuuuaaahhhh..!!!!!!mmmmuuuuaaahhhh..!!!!!!

COOLDEEPTEA said...

Viv, you better start wearing a helmet. Piyush may want to land you one on the nose after reading your comment. lol.

Unknown said...

well viv dont worry.....maaf kar diya tere ko.......

Mandar said...

err whos deepika padukone?

COOLDEEPTEA said...

Mandar, trust you to come up with that!
The poor dame is Shahrukh Khan's leading lady in Om Shanti Om. (I dare not use the acronyms SRK nd OSO with you baba)