Saturday, 2 February 2008

10 roles we assign to God

  1. God, the 'Sorry' reciver & transmitter

  2. God, the Superman

  3. God, the Scapegoat

  4. God, the Santa Claus

  5. God, the Ghost buster

  6. God, the Humility-badge

  7. God, the Bodyguard

  8. God, the Plastic Surgeon

  9. God, the Encyclopedia

  10. God, the Socialist

4 comments:

Gulgula said...

#4 was priceless. Very funny :)

Gulgula said...

There's a related joke:

Q: Why does God gets angry when a female is raped in Hindi movies?

Ans: the female always utters, "he bhagvaan! ye tuune kyaa kiyaa!"

COOLDEEPTEA said...

The pre-rape statement is still more hilarious - "Mujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod do." Good for Kaam Dev et al but rather disconcerting for Hanumanji.

Gulgula said...

Indeed. How could I forget that pre-rape statement :-) Thanks for reminding.