Sunday 7 October, 2007

10 things I felt sorry for


  1. Audience of Ram Gopal Verma’s latest bilges…er, flicks

  2. Tom, of Tom and Jerry fame

  3. Jimmy Shergill – need I specify why?

  4. NDA – No Dame Allowed to win in our sms-polled TV musical competitions (point to be noted - those competitions that included adult competititors only :D)

  5. The crime cases and criminals that the media tries in studios, before the same get to courts of law – thank goodness we don’t have juries anymore

  6. Dravid, Ganguly, Tendulkar – ‘Colonel’ Vengsarkar made them look like the proverbial dormice with his warning of ‘Perform or Perish’ to them

  7. Wonder if you have heard this one – no flood reports are sent from Bihar to the Central Government in the month of October, because the British made this rule deeming it impossible for floods to occur in October, and we are sticking to this rule even after 60 years of Independence…talk of loyalty…this one takes the cake

  8. (Yel)low journalism – here I am divided equally between pity and rage

  9. My teeth, after I have finished a diet of candy floss, chocolates and coke…on second thoughts it’s my teeth and my on-the-rise weight after I have finished a diet of…..

  10. Delhites sharing the same street with the Blue Line Buses

12 comments:

Kabir said...
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Unknown said...

hey deeps..u said u feel sorry for the dames who r not allowed to win the sms polls for various idols.....
but i strongly differ here....however bad or biased these polls are... so far i havent seen a single female participant worthy of winning ne of these competitions...... the males here have always been miles ahead the "dames" .... its nothing but reverse sexism..... if the girls are simply not good enough why cant people accept it.....
was prajakta shukre better than sawant or sana or vaidya in II1... was ne girl better than karunya in II2.(though karunya himself dint win)..... can u say neone could give competetion to either raja,aunik or amanat in this years sa re ga ma pa.......
ok i can agree that himani was better than debjyoti in last years sa re ga ma.....but there too it wasnt himani who was the best..it was certainly vineet ......

so u must rename ur syndrome from no dames allowed to no dames worthy....

p.s. waise while talkin abt this nda syndrome why does every body forget abt Sanchita.....

COOLDEEPTEA said...

@ Piyush

1. My lament was NDA, no matter what the reason - the reason may well be just, right and fair yet yielding sad results...I am not in the position to dispute your comments as I did not watch most of these shows

2. The few episodes that I did watch, nevertheless, were enough to tell me that 'talent' plays little role in the adjudgement by the 'janata'. Hence I have every reason to lament that even SA was not enough to let the girls win!

Unknown said...

deepti..
its not abt gender bias..the whole polling system is abt regionalism......otherwise how can one explain amit paul losing out to prashant in II3..or debjyoti winning the sa re ga ma......
but then regionalism comes in mainly in the final rounds....when 3 or 4 participants are left....nd there is a mass voting on regional lines......

i still remeber when i was in patna some months back..i saw a poster of deepali at dak bunglow which read.... " bihar ki beti ko vote dijiye" maybe biharis are not that regional..[:p]

Unknown said...

nd hey i have one word for ur NDA syndrome........
SANCHITA ....( i hope u know whoz she)

COOLDEEPTEA said...

Am afraid you did not really get my meaning buddy - it does not matter whether the sms polls are mirrorring more of gender bias or more of regionalism. point is that I felt sorry about no females winning in the contests and that is why included it in the list.

and btw, i do not know who sanchita is...enlightenment needed.

Unknown said...

some facts for u deepti...
1. sanchita is the winner of sa re ga ma pa little champs....

2.little champs was also a sms based musical show..

3.last but not the least....Sanchita is a girl....

viv said...

i love the shows.. and do watch as and wen i come accross.. even though i get my skin crawling weh himesh or annu malik come with there blabbering...

Nice shows..

Nice one deeps.. lovede it. The OCT rule is a real marvel.. how did u come to know about it..?!

COOLDEEPTEA said...

@ Piyush
Thanx for the correction,as usual, dude...shall do the needful...

& Viv
Oh,just a fluke...realized only after the second 10-things post that Oct is the 10th month :))

Unknown said...

@deeps....

so u feel sorry only for adult girls....[:d]

Sushmita said...

cool post...........
but 2 b frank..all d shows simply suck..............
even if by chance there is a diamond..its lost due 2 as u say BIAS

Unknown said...

I hate these musical talent hunting programs on TV. They're just stupid. People get voted for not only talent, but many more factors.

Mass opinion is in no way a criteria to judge talent. Moreover, there are hypocrites like Anu Malik judging talent!

P.S. Everyone feels sorry for the Indian Cricket Team, Tom and Wile E. Coyote.