10 interesting transfers

1. Power of governance – from the common Pakistani into the hands of Mushy darling – waise I truly wonder how much this power actually was in the hands of a common Pakistani before the General took over.
2. 
   Barbarism – from the uncivilized Neanderthals to the alleged Hindutva-protectors of Gujarat (that is, if Tehelka and Aaj Tak are to be believed)
3. 
   Position of world’s no.1 moneybags – from Gates to Ambani
4. 
   Speed – from a cheetah to the Bombay Stock Exchange Sensex…holy cow, is it rocketing!
5. 
   Kareena’s affections – from Shahid to Saif (Ahem, any similarity between me and a yellow journalist is purely co-incidental)
6. 
   Chance to battle against Pakis in the first two ODIs – from Dravid to Sehwag
7. 
   Pony tail – from Cheeni Kam’s Big B to SRK
8. 
   Exaggeratedly emoted ups and downs in tenor of voice – from Hindi movie artistes of yore to the present day newsreaders (If you watch one episode of ‘Vaardaat’ or ‘Crime Reporter’ or some similarly titled real-life crime dramatization shows aired late night on Aaj Tak or Zee News, you will agree with me completely.)
9. 
   Large chunks of most Hindi movies – from Hollywood flicks
10. 
    North Indian lizard – from north of the Vindhyas to the south of it, by accidentally traveling without ticket in a south-bound train with a traveler’s luggage. (This is something we came across in our Biogeography classes…someone call Laluji…though all he’s likely to say is, “We shall take out a ‘chetawani’ rally against the then rail minister.” Laluji you rock, truly.)